Bad Places to Get the Blues

Let's face it... if you just shot a man in Memphis, you got the Blues. If you're in a swamp and you get stung by a million mosquitos, you got the Blues. If you're living by the dumpster in the parking lot 'cause your baby done thrown you out your house, then you got the Blues.

But, there are some places where you JUST CAN'T GET THE BLUES, no matter how many men you shot in Memphis.

Here's a few of those places:

Not having your favorite flavor at Pinkberry

Losing your Ball at a Golf Course

No hot chicks in your class at an Ivy League Institution somewhere near Boston

The Republican National Convention (or... maybe this is can be the blues?)

Spilling your drink IN DA CLUB