While the "How to Sing the Blues" internet meme has been around for ages, there's another expanded guide about how to live the blues lifestyle at The Blues Cellar.
Of course you need not apply if you consider standing in a queue at Pinkberry the blues; or if that Burberry bag you always wanted is sold out is considered the blues to you.
Here's some tidbits:
There are very few blues about being a rich merchant banker whose position has closed two thousand points down on the day but there are any number of blues about less elevated forms of gambling with your own money.
Non-blues cars include any Volvo, Saab, or BMW.
Alcohol is the top-rated blues death closely followed by women.
Non-Blues Drinks: Snapple, Crème de Menthe Frappé etc.
See the rest [here].